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Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Floofy

About two weeks ago, I wrote...
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Master and Princess are going AWAY.  We're going on a RETREATY thing and it involves AIRPLANES and super groovy WOOwoo peoples.  And we are sposed to bring a buncha SCHTUFF with us, and even though we will prolly be NEKKID a lotta the time we are sposed to not forget to bring Goddess Clothing.

WHAT'S  GODDESS CLOTHING?  Princess doesn't have any GODDESS clothing, do we?

So we gotta go get some FAST and we gotsta look on AMAZON.  And it took forEVER cuz stupid AMAZON gives you pickchurs of stuff and it is NOT what you ASKED FOR.

*rolls eyes*  Dumb amazon. Why do they DO that!

But we found some FUN stuff.  We founda pair o big floppy HAREM pants that have ELephants on em, and they said they are GREEN but they look like they are BLUE, and Master says maybe it's the POOTER screen or maybe they meant TEAL, and you never can TELL, so we took a CHANCE.  And then we found a dress, it's all colorful and FLOWY and it's mostly PURple but with OTHER colors too, and it has an innaresting HEM and...

IT'S VERY VERY FLOOOOFY!!!!

Princess luvs floofy.

And Master said it's not TOO expensive.  Espeshally considering it's GODDESS clothing an all.

So we got that too.

AND WE REALLY HOPE IT COMES ON FRIDAY LIKE THEY SAID.

Yep.

Princess LIKEs all the Floofy schtuff.  It makes her wanna TWIRL.

And Master got her some other stuff, cuz Master thinks maybe princess doesn't know how to be MAD, cuz that was always the GENERAL's job but prolly princess should get BETTER at that, and learn HOW, even if Unkey is being a poophead and not DEALING with her.  So Master got us an adorable, cute, cartoony bat that looks like a yellow BUG with EARS plus a mooshy ball so princess can WHACK SHIT when she needs to to get out her GRESSIONS and her EEEE motions.

Speshally when she doesn't have REAL boy balls to play with and her GRESSIONs. *giggles*

And Master got her a BOOK, it's kinna a JOURNAL, but it's the best journal EVER cuz it tells princess to mess it UP!  Like... rub her DINNER food on one page.  And float another page in WATER or cut it UP or make it into a PLANE or write on the EDGEs.  And ROLL IT DOWN A HILL.  And SWING IT ON A STRING AND BONK the HOUSE.  And put one page in her pocket when she washes the PANTS and then tape the messed-up washed-up page BACK IN THE BOOK.  And eat some colorful CANDY and then put her TONGUE on the page, and turn THAT into a PICKCHUR. And and and and  all KINDS of things!  Princess likes to distructify stuff, and she is always EXTRA nice to BOOKs, she canna WAIT to destructify this BOOK.  And Master forgot she bought it a WHILE ago already, so when it showed up it was like a perfect SURPRISE!

Master has a new TRICK too, when she buys something for Princess, she includes a little MESSAGE for Princess to read, and then it really feels like a GIFT.  Master is pretty SMART these days.

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